Jordan, founder.
Jordan started Party Pump in her own kitchen after years of frustration with fitness snacks that either tasted like chalk or hid 16g of added sugar behind a wellness label. Squeezies are her answer: real cashew butter, real protein, real food, in a 1oz pouch you can take anywhere.
Read the storyMake real fuel that tastes like dessert and travels like candy.
No chalky powders. No 16g sugar bombs. Just real cashews squeezed into something you'll actually want to eat.
What we squeeze into every pouch.
Empathy
We sweat the small stuff because you sweat the big stuff.
Quality
Real ingredients you can pronounce. No mystery powders.
Authenticity
We say what we mean. No corporate fitness voice.
Joy
Snacks should be fun. Even the ones that fuel a PR.
Innovation
We're inventing what fitness snacks should be next.
Community
Every squeeze sends fuel back to the squad.
For the people who never stop moving.
Our brand promise.
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Real food only
Every ingredient pronounceable. No chalky protein powder, no mystery binders.
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Tastes like dessert
We test flavor first. If it's not crave-worthy, it doesn't ship.
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Travels anywhere
1oz squeeze pouch. Gym bag, glove box, diaper bag, hotel room.
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Clean protein
5g+ from plants. No animal whey, no soy. Light enough for any time of day.
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Honest pricing
$2.50 per pouch. Subscribe and save 10%. No surprise add-ons.
